Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Guinness: Only 100 Calories, We didn't do that on purpose

Exhibit a:

Exhibit b:

Exhibit c:

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Exhibit f:

Pictures above borrowed from the Guinness book of world records website.

Exhibit A presents the most valuable jeans ever made from the Guinness book of world records.Now i'm sure Evil Spawn(Dood,don't know shit about shit,Evil one) and Champ(james carol,let me get a shirt,jean aficionado) would enjoy knowing that these jeans sold at auction for 60,000. At the time these lousy denim were 115 years old and one of the first pair of Levi's ever manufactured. Now I understand the historical importance of these, but not for 60 grand.

Exhibit B makes Flo Jo and Venus Williams look like lightweights. I was told once that a patient came through our ER and had nails longer than this women's but were never documented. These fingernails have not been clipped since 1979, and measure together at a length of 24 ft 7.8 inches.

Exhibit C. Homeboy here holds the record for fastest Rap MC of all time. I thought Mystical was pretty fast, but at a speed of 723 syllables in 51.27 seconds, Ricky Brown will continue to keep the Hip Hop game, dynamite(hahaha). Won't catch me ever listening to his music, rest assured.

Exhibit D This motorcycle is just plain ridiculous. Just look at the comparison between the owner and his bike. Fully operational.

Exhibit E This information actually hits pretty close to home, considering this procedure was done at the hospitol I work for. Tom Thompson had a titanium plate measuring 15 x 11 cm (5.9 x 4.33 in) inserted into the left side of his head by neurosurgeons at DeKalb General Hospital, Decatur, Georgia, USA on April 30, 1971. The surgery took place after he had been struck by a car and pronounced dead on arrival at the local hospital. Amazing.

Exhibit F This dudes diet is crazy. He's been eating metal and glass at a rate of about 900 grams or 2 pounds everyday since 1959. Gastroenterologists have done several studies and conclude that his strange diet has had no indications of being harmful. He's publicly claimed that bananas and hard-boiled eggs make him sick.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

"If the Glove Don't Fit, We Must Acquit."


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Monday, September 17, 2007

The Near Future Commeth



By 2022



By 2022 this is what our boring lives can look forward to. Introducing the evolution of Micheal Jackson's plastic surgery. I was hoping he would eventually turn into the Michelin Man but were just going to have to settle for some deranged looking bowling pin.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Six Years


I remember being in our high school auditorium, it was 9th grade. Third period had just started and some kid in our gym class was laughing about how some commercial aircraft just slammed into Manhattan. All I thought right after it happened was, "How could it be this long before something like this happened?" Not aware at the time that this was no accident but more of a 'terrorist attack.' In between class changes, I ended up being the first one to class. Our teacher was already watching CNN live when the second plane hit. Immediately I knew something far greater than a simple accident had occured. Needless to say we did nothing the rest of the day except shake in our boots thinking CDC off Clifton Road was next. Luckily nothing happened since my dad is an employee there.

I'm curious to hear where you were when this event occured. Certain moments such as this, you never really forget where you were or what you were doing.

Its funny how to this day, the phrases terror, terrorist, and terrorism are used on national television more than; love, the, and "Braves win."

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Into The Wild



Coincidentally I started reading this book written by John Kraukauer on Monday which also happens to be the release date in Canada for Sean Penn's movie. Based on the true story of Christopher McCandless who in 1990 graduated from Emory University. Shortly after graduating abandons all of his possesions as well as life savings to hitchike to Alaska. Obsessed with Leo Tolstoy and the possibilities of complete freedom, McCandless avoids complete contact with his past life and relationships with family and friends. In short(without ruining the plot) make sure you either read this book or see this movie in theaters on September 21st. Movie starring Emile Hirsch who was the main character in Girl Next door and Vince Vaughn.