Guinness: Only 100 Calories, We didn't do that on purpose

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Pictures above borrowed from the Guinness book of world records website.

Exhibit A presents the most valuable jeans ever made from the Guinness book of world records.Now i'm sure Evil Spawn(Dood,don't know shit about shit,Evil one) and Champ(james carol,let me get a shirt,jean aficionado) would enjoy knowing that these jeans sold at auction for 60,000. At the time these lousy denim were 115 years old and one of the first pair of Levi's ever manufactured. Now I understand the historical importance of these, but not for 60 grand.

Exhibit B makes Flo Jo and Venus Williams look like lightweights. I was told once that a patient came through our ER and had nails longer than this women's but were never documented. These fingernails have not been clipped since 1979, and measure together at a length of 24 ft 7.8 inches.

Exhibit C. Homeboy here holds the record for fastest Rap MC of all time. I thought Mystical was pretty fast, but at a speed of 723 syllables in 51.27 seconds, Ricky Brown will continue to keep the Hip Hop game, dynamite(hahaha). Won't catch me ever listening to his music, rest assured.

Exhibit D This motorcycle is just plain ridiculous. Just look at the comparison between the owner and his bike. Fully operational.

Exhibit E This information actually hits pretty close to home, considering this procedure was done at the hospitol I work for. Tom Thompson had a titanium plate measuring 15 x 11 cm (5.9 x 4.33 in) inserted into the left side of his head by neurosurgeons at DeKalb General Hospital, Decatur, Georgia, USA on April 30, 1971. The surgery took place after he had been struck by a car and pronounced dead on arrival at the local hospital. Amazing.

Exhibit F This dudes diet is crazy. He's been eating metal and glass at a rate of about 900 grams or 2 pounds everyday since 1959. Gastroenterologists have done several studies and conclude that his strange diet has had no indications of being harmful. He's publicly claimed that bananas and hard-boiled eggs make him sick.